Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Remake) Collection

Pete Ploszek

Alan Ritchson

Jeremy Howard

Noel Fisher

Megan Fox

Will Arnett

William Fichtner

Danny Woodburn

Johnny Knoxville

Tony Shalhoub

Tohoru Masamune

Whoopi Goldberg

Minae Noji

Abby Elliott

Madison Mason

Taran Killam

K. Todd Freeman

Paul Fitzgerald

Malina Weissman

Venida Evans

Mikal Vega

Harley Pasternak

Braeson Herold

Chris Wylde

Chance Kelly

Rick Chambers

Leyna Nguyen

Derek Mears

Michael Bay

Eric J. Crown

Andrew Form

Brad Fuller

Scott Mednick

Galen Walker

Josh Appelbaum

Evan Daugherty

Peter Laird

Kevin Eastman

Ian Bryce

Denis L. Stewart

Napoleon Smith III

Jason Reed

Lula Carvalho

Neil Spisak

Joel Negron

Glen Scantlebury

Sarah Edwards

Brian Tyler

Pablo Helman

Basil Grillo

Lyn Pinezich

Darin Rivetti

Maggie Murphy

Susan MacLeod

Tim Harrington

Susan Greenhow

Ethan Van der Ryn

Erik Aadahl

Laurent Kossayan

Terry Porter

Anna Behlmer

David Leitch

Jonathan Eusebio

Garrett Warren

Hank Amos

Luciano Acuna Jr.

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Airon Armstrong

Bobby Beckles

Brandon Beckman

Randy James Beckman

John Bernecker

Daniel Bernhardt

Nitasha Bhambree

Chad Bowman

Nikki Brower

Scott Burik

Bryce Burke

Jared Burke

Gabriella Chabrier

Anis Cheurfa

Jake De Witt

Rockey Dickey Jr.

Jared S. Eddo

Matt Emig

Peter Epstein

Kyle Gardiner

Jeffrey Lee Gibson

Daniel Graham

Daniel Hernandez

Chad Hessler

Cort Hessler

Harry Humphries

Stephen Izzi

Aaron Joshua

Adam Kirley

Pete Klein

Suo Liu

Samantha MacIvor

Alexa Marcigliano

Jeremy Marinas

Michael McGuire

Declan Mulvey

Jason Ng

Jim Ng

Christopher Place

Thomas Place

Tracey Ruggiero

Cale Steven Schultz

Hannah Scott

Philip J. Silvera

Buddy Sosthand

Jackson Spidell

Kimmy Suzuki

Don Thai Theerathada

Luis Tolentino

Jon Valera

Aaron Vexler

Anthony Vincent

Joe Nin Williams

Adam Wood

Marc Pappalardo

Bret Rowe

Lori Scowley

Debra Schutt

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Per Gunnar Jonsson

I have to say that this was a rather “meh” experience. It certainly was not an improvement over the original. Why try to rewrite a story that was actually not bad when you cannot be bothered to spend some effort on it? The new story is sloppy and it is rather clear that whoever wrote it got only two directives: Make sure that Megan Fox gets a lot of focus and if you do not know what to write then cram in some special effects. There are a lot of special effects in this movie!

It is obvious that Megan Fox’s ego have had a lot of influence on the movie. To the extent that you might wonder if this movie is about the turtles or about Megan Fox. She might be the wet dream of some less discerning teenagers but her acting skills leaves somewhat to be desired. Okay, okay she was actually not too bad in this movie but then it was not to difficult to shine in this movie either.

There are a few moments when it looks like it is going to turn interesting. For instance when the shredder is first introduced and punishes some of his underlings but rather quickly he is reduced to just another “special effect” when they slap this robotic shredder suit onto him. Come on, he is supposed to be a skilled martial arts combatant, not some freak in a robotic suit.

Splinter was just sad. Some lab rat that picked up martial arts from a book he found in the sewers! What the f…? That ruined a lot of the movie.

The turtles themselves, being already pushed back somewhat into the background by Megan Fox desire to be in front of the cameras most of the time, are bland to say the least. They are immature, even for a movie like this, and the jokes are simply unintelligent and mostly not very funny.

I was about to write that, if you like special effects and do not care for much of the rest, then you will probably like this movie but when I think back even the special effects where often only mildly interesting. They were perhaps not really bad but not very impressive either. The truck ride down a snowy slope was just silly and some of the scenes where actually rather underwhelming for instance.

On the whole, to me, this was a mildly entertaining movie that could have been much better if someone with basic intelligence had been asked to write the script in the first place. There are actually five (!) people credited with writing this movie and maybe that is the problem. Too many cooks!

Flat, generic, CGI-filled. <em>'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'</em> bored me, unfortunately.

I have a slight memory of seeing bits of TMNT when I was younger but never intentionally watched it, though have always been interested in viewing a film with them in. So in that sense, this disappointed. It just has nothing about it, no character or charm whatsoever. No reason to care for any of the onscreen bunch. Very plain.

None of the cast stick out, particularly the voices. Megan Fox is probably the best this has to offer, though I didn't mind William Fichtner either... Whoopi Goldberg shows up in an alright minor role too, I guess?

I found little to zero of the action scenes entertaining, not helped by some questionable editing and music. Another issue I did also notice is the humour, which falls flat at almost every opportunity - especially with the grating Michelangelo (Noel Fisher).

I'll check out the sequel, because I always going to, but I ain't expecting much! This 2014 film isn't worth seeing.

CinemaSerf

Oh come on, it's not actually that bad! I mean, if we accept from the outset that there's nothing at all original about this apocalyptic "Batman"-style thriller, then we can just get behind our heroes in an half shell and enjoy the ride. Bumpy? Well yes it is. You see, "Shredder" (Tohoru Masamune) and his dastardly "Foot Clan" have taken control of New York City. To make matters worse, "Splinter" has been attacked and he and all but "Raphael" turtle-napped. Now the game is afoot. Rescue them all then with the help of feisty reporter "April" (Megan Fox) and her savvy cameraman "Vern" (Will Arnett) apply their ninja skills and get to grips with the evil that now governs their city. Nothing at all original, no, but there's plenty of action and the odd bit of witty dialogue - usually from "Michaelangelo" - is included as leader "Leo" and the sharpest of the bunch - "Donatello" - have to come up with and execute a cunning plan in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds. Of course there's a message for us too. Some gently moralising stuff about inter-reliance, team building, loyalty - and, of course, there are plenty of sagely interventions from their rattish guru. It was entirely logical for Hollywood to capitalise on these global phenomena and to be fair, though it's pretty poor, it's no worse than a great many derivative efforts that the 2010s CGI factories churned out to keep the production lines in full flow. True fans may get something more from this, but for the rest of us - well it's not really up to much at all.