Patrick Muldoon

Sarah Desage

Bo Svenson

Kelly O'Leary

Dylan Jones

Berne Velasquez

Peter Greathouse

Clifford Garbutt

Gautam Sabnani

Horacio Louis Guerrero

Rhondeen Pitts

Oliver Mason

Victoria Jeffries

Maria Jeffery

Beth Bowers

Timeka Pitts

Josephine A. Gault

Adam Silver

Ben Hayflick

David Rimawi

Paul Bales

Rae Deslich

Megan Nicoll

Anthony Fankhauser

David Michael Latt

Brian Brinkman

Jude Tucker

Erich Briehl

Melvin Armstrong

Lisa Ries

Robert Fredericks

Alexander X. Hutchinson

D. Adair Crow

Michael Flores

Mark Quod

John 'Skip' Weaver

Gina A. Dumania

Richard Holder

Joseph Matura Jr.

Mikey Jechort

Luke Rocheleau

Rachel Lee Goldenberg

James DeOliveira

Lionel Hamilton

Greg Hamlin

Gregory Paul Smith

Doren August

Meric Simmons

Brett Bach

Denvor Fairweather

Joey Ruggles

Ras Pin

Chetney Perera

Leon Guild

Alex Evans

Joseph J. Lawson

Chris Ridenhour

Glenn Campbell

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Action

Fantasy

The 7 Adventures of Sinbad

The Asylum

United States of America

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Now if you are expecting anything even vaguely mystical, set in a desert or for Jake Gyllenhaal to come chasing an ostrich then you are - as I was - going to be sadly disappointed. We start with some pirates trying to hijack a sophisticated oil tanker. The owner - "Adrian Sinbad" (Patrick Muldoon) races to the rescue but a combination of a great sea beast and a storm land them all on an uncharted island where he must resolve the eponymous challenges, hopefully before the tanker - now on the seabed - ruptures one hundred-odd million gallons of oil. It's just a mess this. The CGI is rubbish, the plot lurches from one vaguely contrived story to another with giant crabs, a witch doctor and - well I think you can guess by now. It's ninety minutes that I will never get back so all I can say is don't bother - even if you are related to one of the actors!

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