Erin Brown

Darian Caine

Debbie Rochon

Anushka Garin

Sharon Engert

Shelby Taylor

John Bacchus

John Paul Fedele

Pete Jacelone

John Link

Michael R. Thomas

Terry West

Clancy Fitzsimmons

Michael L. Raso

George Freeway

Justin Wingenfeld

Christian Wright

Christine Domaniecki

Michael Beckerman

Science Fiction

Comedy

Play-Mate of the Apes

Seduction Cinema

E.I. Independent Cinema

United States of America

Were you expecting monkey sex? Be honest. I'll admit I was kind of thinking monkey sex when I picked it up.

Kind of disappointed wasn't it? At least have two people dressed up as apes ala The Bloodhound Gang going at it.

Do you have that song stuck in your head now? The Bad Touch? Be honest, it's OK, the Bloodhound Gang was a fun band. Nothing to be ashamed of there.

Anyway.... What you do get is lesbians and fake boobs and cheap humor and a pink gorilla.

What you don't get is an adaptation of Planet of the Apes that is any real fun. And that is what you are looking for isn't it? It's not really monkey sex, you were kind of looking for a soft pornographic spoof of a science-fiction classic.

And as fun as it was, it kind of failed in the spoof department. I'd honestly give it 10 stars if it had any other title, just because you expect cheap humor and boobs from movies like this. But with a title like "Play-Mate of the Apes," you also expected the humor to be more relevant to Planet of the Apes and it failed to deliver that.

English

Playmate of the Apes - Official Trailer